A working out academy in São Paulo city has come out with an

outdoor  advertisement with this saying:

"Next Summer, do you prefer to be  a mermaid or a whale?"

A wise woman have answered this question via a mass mailing list.

Yesterday, I saw an outdoor with this gorgeous and sculptural

young lady in  a small bikini with this saying:

So, here is my answer:

Whales are always surrounded by friends, they get pregnant, they

 have cuddly cubs which they brestfeed.

They swim across the oceans, knowing places from Antarctica 

to Polynesean landscapes.

They have dolphins as dear friends, they eat tons of shrimps!

They play a lot!

They sing so well that they even have recorded cds!

They are huge, have few natural predators,

they are beautiful and loved!

Hum, on the other hand...

Mermaids don't exist and if they would exist they would be in

an ethernal identity crisis as they wouldn't know if they were

fishes or human beings. They don't have any children, they kill

the men whom get charmed by their beauty.

Yes, they are gorgeous but they are sad and lonely!

So, I do want to be a whale!!